The Rain Machine

Thanks for all those domo-kun links but im kinda sick of it now :S
After a busy week. I'm back in Swabi for my last year in GIK. And its back to university routine. :\ Oh and after 3 years, I got rid of my precious commoner phone - the nokia 3310 :P which had frequent battery problems, rare LCD screen 'snowing' and a hit-to-make-work ringer. Thanks a lot to Adeel Shafkat (the technosexual - if there's such a word :S that means a person who cant live without awesome high tech gadgets), I got a new 2600 for a good price.

I had a terrible 5 hours non-stop ride sitting in a crowded van. We booked the one that has room for 14 people. Since we had loads of boxes, suitcases, bags, computer casings and monitors to take along, only 9 guys could fit in. All sweaty and exhausted I enter my dusty room at 5:30 pm after more than 3 months. I shower and before unpacking, took a nice 4 hours nap. After unpacking and wasting a lot of time in the hostels, its now quarter to 6 am. I just remembered I hadn't eaten all day :S
eeeek!!!

Oh and here are pictures of my home in T block, Defence. In another 2 months will be moving in :)

I've been going around showing people my blog and asking who the Mad Brownie Man is. I just needed to know the name of this thing to be able to search on google. I tried searching for "stfu n00b" but it returned other pictures and made me deviate from my initial objective. I searched for "brown puppet", "evil brown" :S

One day I was out since the morning. Going around the shadman area in lahore. Before heading home I dropped by at Huj's place (a friend since college). While showing him my blog I asked who the heck the mad brownie guy was. He said it was some japanese character on some show for children. AHA!! A clue! But he didnt know the name of the thing. So when I got home I tried google again. Searched for "japanese cartoon", "japanese puppet brown" etc. No Luck :
I went on IRC and to some #japan channel. Here's the log:

[AshWolfie] we can't help you if we don't know wtf you're talking about =)
[AshWolfie] domo-kun?
[Evil-Brownie] is that the name?
[AshWolfie] has big teeth, looks kinda mean?
[Evil-Brownie] !!
[revy_] that thing looks like a turd with eyes and teeth
[Evil-Brownie] domo-kun !

Domokun!! o_O
:S
So there we have it. Evil Brownie Man's name is Domo-kun!
Now I would like to end my crazy quest with the following:





Domo-kun loves drinking??























And so the noob's real name is "Tu-Chan" :S ... n00b!!!







ugh.. no more domo-kun for me! Evil Brownie Man sounded much cooler :S
Read this site to know more about this "turd with eyes and teeth"
*poof*

Since the last time i posted I haven't stopped looking for noob pictures.
Here are more n0obs and noob-takes! :D


This guy isnt being tough on the noobs :P


Hahahaha.. thats how noobs are painful...
Could it be that he found out his newly born child was a noob :S
Is calling someone noob racist??


:S
err.. nothing noobish about this picture :S


UGH!!!! is that funny? or is it scary? wtf is that!!?
:S


This picture is lame! Lame! Lame!!! :S
Do people smile when they're going to waste a noob?
I think this guy looks like a noob!!
STFU!


LOL!! Noob Hunting!! yip yip yipppeeeeee!!
... are there noobs at his Texas Ranch?? :S


cute?
poor noob got wasted :S


hahahahaha... noob-killer!! The black (naked?) assassin!!
I come out at night, I eat your noobs!
(and if anyone of u do, dont think the other way. I know how you took that last sentense)


lol.. i see dumb people!!


Security has been alerted! you is the dead noob. They're coming :S


OK. I guess that wraps up my noob picture hunt. hehe, if you guys come across such pictures, add a comment paste the URL. :D
*scratches head again*
I still need to know who that mad brownie man is?
:\

I came across this picture. Gave it to Raptor.. What is it!?!? A giant angry walking brownie man screaming "STFU -n00b" at that little yellow bear.. I've seen the mad brownie man before. He was some dude's avatar on some forum :S ... To reveal the identity of this angry brownie man, I opened google image and typed in "stfu noob" and I came across a number of absurd, weird yet funny pictures... Check em out:




some salesperson pointing at you = noob ... huh!?



hahaha.. Anyone seen the Family Guy would find this funny!
Guess who he might be pointing at?? :P


Big Dog barks at Lil Puppy...
Lemme ask you one thing. What did the noob say or do?
Whats with the STFU noob!? :S
... moving on ...


now I went WTF when I was reading this picture till I chuckled after reading the third bubble...
Maybe thats why all the 'big guys' are STFU'ing at the noobs...



hahahaha.. I went crazy when I saw this picture!! :P
Even the pope's pissed at the noobs!!! hahaha
"Go Away" he says.. Just look at that picture again!!
He's pissed off big time! hahaha.. Poor noobs!


Just when I had a feeling that there's no limit, "Master" Yoda gives his wise words!
(FYI: newbie = noob)


Now this is violent!! A guy beating the F out of the poor noob..
damn, that guy's pissed!


This is weird.. Maybe it highlights how much u need to scream at a noob! :S


hahahahaha.. Even clippy thinks you're a noob!
I've seen people be total 'noobs' when they're using Microsoft Office.. Like come on! In my opinion Microsoft made it idiot-proof. There's a manual (help) for everything u dream of doing on it .. Yet still nobody bothers.. Maybe thats why they're noobs :S idiots??


OK, I was saving this for last!! This really made me laugh!!
Just look at it!! Darn cute isn't it?? hahahahaha
[Cat]: "yum yum.. dinnerrrrrrr" *drools*
[Chick]: "Oh fuck!!"
hahahahaha

so whats a noob? :S
From what I found.. A noob is a total idiot and people scream at them.. Usually when I've got nothing to do I try finding sites that may exist.. For example, I'd think of a word and put a .com or .org to see if there is something like that... Today, I tried noob.com and n00b.com .. See for yourselves, especially the later! Its a community of noobs!!! And they've got stuff to say against those who ridicule them!

Then I went to wikipedia.com and searched what it had on the subject. It said:

A newbie is a newcomer to a particular field, the term being commonly used on the Internet, where it might refer to new users of a game, a newsgroup, the Internet itself, or an operating system.

• Discouraging newbies
• Encouraging newbies
• Noob, n00b
• Noob Talk
  

[Read More...]

There are millions of other noob related pictures out there on the internet. Take off from where I left google-image.
*scratches head*
I still havent found out who the mad brownie man is :S

Its been an eventful week....
bumped mom's new car..
went to a small gig in a guitar and drum shop..
got lost in some rural area in defence..
and umm...

but just havent gotten into the blog writing mood yet :S

well here's something to read :S an IRC log of me and Raptor.. enjoy till the next time im able to write something interesting
:P

* Joins: Raptor (~.....@203.128.28.75)
[Raptor] o leh
* Raptor slaps Tall-Dark-Handsome around a bit with a large trout
* Raptor slaps Ra|nmaker around a bit with a large trout
* Tall-Dark-Handsome slaps Raptor around a bit with a large trout
[Raptor] challeh
* Raptor zaps Tall-Dark-Handsome with a ray gun *bzzt*
* Ra|nmaker slaps Raptor around a bit with a large trout
[Tall-Dark-Handsome] heh
[Ra|nmaker] kya kar raha hai?
[Raptor] :S
[Raptor] pata nai
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Raptor] so ke utha hoon abhi :[
[Raptor] *yaawn*
[Ra|nmaker] :/ mein sonay ja raha hoon
[Ra|nmaker] pretty early of u getting up now
[Raptor] oh oh something good on that radio thing?
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] oh.. i didnt tune in today..
[Raptor] erm i slept early.. at 1 :S
[Ra|nmaker] where the fuck where u?
[Ra|nmaker] *were
[Ra|nmaker] :/ well.. no one was tehre either..
[Raptor] hmmph amma ne kaha .. so ja warna jooti uthati hoon :S
[Raptor] did faffy come :D
[Ra|nmaker] lol
[Ra|nmaker] no faffy :/
[Raptor] hee hee
[Raptor] :D
[Ra|nmaker] did amma ask abt sehaili ? :D
[Ra|nmaker] :D
[Raptor] lol i quietly went to bed warna that was coming up next
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] hahaha..
[Ra|nmaker] did she see the kiss wink?
[Raptor] everything :I
[Raptor] you asshole
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] :D i couldnt stop laughing
[Ra|nmaker] hahahaha
[Ra|nmaker] umm.. what happened to the toonting? :S
[Raptor] no more toonting?
[Raptor] bahaha
[Raptor] asshole
[Raptor] fuck you
[Raptor] :D
[Raptor] yaay
[Ra|nmaker] oh. i get it
[Ra|nmaker] khair..
[Ra|nmaker] it was fun yesterday
[Ra|nmaker] hahaha
[Raptor] hehe
[Ra|nmaker] u on that channel? is anyone there?
[Raptor] that odysseuesssesss thingie
[Raptor] :S
[Ra|nmaker] i kinda like the channel.. no lame ppl there.. except a one two
[Raptor] erm
[Raptor] nope
[Raptor] nobody
[Raptor] some bahoo person rambling on about a mangal panday/the rizing movie :S
[Ra|nmaker] haha, rich lame kid
[Ra|nmaker] i dunno abt that movie :S
[Raptor] yeh he gives me creeps :/
[Ra|nmaker] loser hai.. wasting his life on boozes
[Ra|nmaker] haha.. he confessed in the open
[Ra|nmaker] and raptor made a big boo boo! haha
[Raptor] and $800 vga's :$!!
[Ra|nmaker] "u have a PM.. plesae ignore it" :D
[Ra|nmaker] ooh yeah :/ .. and rambling about friends in FIA :/
[Raptor] lol i felt so fucked. i was going to message you but .. aah :/
[Ra|nmaker] chussar
[Ra|nmaker] fucked abt what? :D
[Raptor] leh you know.. as in .. leh ye kya ho gya :/
* Quits: Tall-Dark-Handsome (~TDH@202.91.108.181) (Ping timeout)
[Ra|nmaker] hahahah... did he say anyhting in the PM ?
[Raptor] erm nope. he was all high and above :/
[Ra|nmaker] tu bhi shakaiti tuttu :P
[Raptor] hahah
[Raptor] shyte i'm turning into a woman. gossiping :S
[Ra|nmaker] eeek!
[Ra|nmaker] and u love britney?
[Raptor] okay no. fuck you. :/
[Ra|nmaker] :D
[Raptor] i didnt even know she was carrying twins till luci told me
[Raptor] :/
[Raptor] :I
[Raptor] :$
[Raptor] :S
[Raptor] erm
[Ra|nmaker] carrying twins???
[Ra|nmaker] vut!?
[Raptor] lol Fc says so. i dunno :$
[Ra|nmaker] lol
[Ra|nmaker] britney mustve aborted twins :P
[Raptor] apprently it was fc who knocked her out
[Raptor] :D
[Ra|nmaker] heh..
[Raptor] acha khair dafa ho ja ke so ja. i go dig in the fridge now. -.-
[Ra|nmaker] man .. i dont want to sleep.. stupid fucking body :/
[Ra|nmaker] motay!
[Ra|nmaker] bus kar.. blueberry cheesecake fan
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] ello?
[Ra|nmaker] :[ shiesse
[Raptor] :D
[Raptor] :/
[Raptor] there's nothing happening
[Raptor] :/
[Raptor] i might as well go sleep again i'm thinking 0_0
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] i dont want to sleep
[Ra|nmaker] why am i yawning!?
[Ra|nmaker] :\
[Raptor] yes you do :D
[Raptor] sleeeeppp
[Ra|nmaker] :[
[Raptor] sleep is pretty
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] pretty isnt ugly?
[Raptor] same thing :/
[Ra|nmaker] sleep isnt sheep?
[Raptor] you dont sleep you get fucked
[Raptor] you sleep you get fucked
[Raptor] there's no way out
[Raptor] sheep go to heaven
[Raptor] goats go to hell
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Raptor] -.-
[Raptor] haha
[Ra|nmaker] ulu
[Raptor] its a cake song
[Ra|nmaker] sheeps jump a fence..
[Ra|nmaker] they dont go to heaven
[Raptor] they'll jump the fence to heaven
[Raptor] 0_0
[Ra|nmaker] !
[Ra|nmaker] point
[Ra|nmaker] x_X
* Raptor takes a bow
* Raptor falls over
[Raptor] :/
* Ra|nmaker kicks Raptor in the face
* Ra|nmaker points at Raptor and laughs
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] where is sqeky?
[Ra|nmaker] alu!
[Ra|nmaker] :\
[Raptor] so ja
[Raptor] :D
[Raptor] i'm hungry :/
[Raptor] gimme cake!
[Ra|nmaker] cake? :S
[Raptor] i dunno. stuck in the taxila jungle :/
[Raptor] triple chocolate!
[Raptor] :D
[Ra|nmaker] gimme gimme :D
[Ra|nmaker] at least ill be awake!
[Ra|nmaker] lol @ jungle
[Ra|nmaker] i want to hear him scream in agony there
[Ra|nmaker] hahaha
[Raptor] hahah
[Ra|nmaker] no internet. no dota.. :P no PC?
[Raptor] poor thing that.
[Raptor] hahah
[Ra|nmaker] hahahaha
[Raptor] and i heard he got his hdd back somehow :/
[Raptor] he was in lahore abhi some days back i think :/
[Ra|nmaker] oh?
[Ra|nmaker] he'll be here around the 16ish wont he :D
[Ra|nmaker] job shit
[Raptor] aho
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] ki kenda?
[Ra|nmaker] my butt hurts :D
[Raptor] one big piece of shit. we'll make moody the king
[Raptor] hahah
[Raptor] uth ja seat se
[Ra|nmaker] the seat is made of rock solid wood
[Raptor] ouchie :S
[Ra|nmaker] with a pointy end in the centre :D
[Raptor] lol
[Raptor] lol
[Raptor] mazay le raha hai
[Ra|nmaker] i keep shifting my ass left to right to left
[Raptor] :D
[Raptor] hahah
[Ra|nmaker] no way.. it hurts :/
[Ra|nmaker] its not pointy that much.. there's this lil acute angle :S
[Ra|nmaker] fuck it
[Raptor] lol sheesh you're .. haha okay rehn de :p
[Ra|nmaker] fuck u
[Raptor] lol
[Ra|nmaker] sahaili :P
[Raptor] main bataon ga sab ko kaisay tu wooden pointy chair pe sari raat mazay leta hai
[Raptor] :P
[Raptor] pg pg :D
[Ra|nmaker] lol
[Ra|nmaker] f u
[Raptor] i'm bad baby i'm bad
[Raptor] :S
[Ra|nmaker] is ur mom behind u? are u on msn!? :@
[Ra|nmaker] hahahahahhahaa
[Ra|nmaker] pg pg pg
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] :^)
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Raptor] -.-
[Ra|nmaker] :°/
[Raptor] tralalalallalalalallalalaa
[Raptor] what has become of #giki
[Raptor] :/
[Raptor] *sigh*
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Raptor] it used to be full of chicks
[Raptor] and chiclets
[Ra|nmaker] reign of the dumbass
[Raptor] :D
[Ra|nmaker] ein? :S
[Ra|nmaker] ninjas
[Ra|nmaker] u filmed
[Ra|nmaker] tee hee
[Raptor] :$
[Ra|nmaker] dragon mistresses

* Ra|nmaker sends (pic) to Raptor















[Raptor] lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
[Ra|nmaker] *thinks*
[Raptor] who's the poor yellow dude
[Ra|nmaker] hahahaha
[Ra|nmaker] i dunno
[Ra|nmaker] some n00b :D
[Raptor] whaat'd he do!
[Ra|nmaker] its a funny innocent pic
[Ra|nmaker] i dunno :S
[Ra|nmaker] i want to know the history of this :S
[Ra|nmaker] there is this animated gif of the brown monster running around.. Its funny
[Raptor] hahahhaha its cool! .. mean mean real mean! :D
[Ra|nmaker] stfu noob!
[Ra|nmaker] o//
[Raptor] gimme!
[Ra|nmaker] i dont have the gif :S
[Ra|nmaker] :[
[Raptor] leh.
* Ra|nmaker burps
[Raptor] sucker
[Ra|nmaker] chaleh
[Raptor] go sleep
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] nai jata
[Raptor] :/
* Ra|nmaker asks u to kiss my ass
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] what did i just say :S
[Ra|nmaker] i didnt say that
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] :/
[Ra|nmaker] :\
[Raptor] :/
[Raptor] fooooooooooodd aaargh ;/
[Ra|nmaker] that was a spicie meat-a-baaallll! :d
[Raptor] nashta chahyay :S
[Ra|nmaker] ja ghass kha bahir ja kar
[Raptor] i'm thinkin abo0ut that :S
[Ra|nmaker] cheese kace?
[Ra|nmaker] *sniff*
[Ra|nmaker] calorie attack o^O
[Ra|nmaker] was painful man..
[Ra|nmaker] and u were the bitch laughing ur ass off :/
[Ra|nmaker] :\
[Raptor] :>
[Ra|nmaker] fu
[Ra|nmaker] yuck foo! :D
[Raptor] i'll try it this time
[Raptor] 0_0
[Raptor] you n00bs dont know how to eat cake
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] oye, first weekend pe nathiagali jana hai?
[Ra|nmaker] lol.. we didnt eat cake thru our noses :S
[Raptor] ermmmmm
[Raptor] nathiagali? 0_0
[Raptor] who who who
[Ra|nmaker] yeah..
[Raptor] where'd that come from
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] just asking around.. i want an outing :D
[Ra|nmaker] jis batchmate ne jana hai ajaye :D
[Raptor] lol
[Raptor] okie chal :D
[Ra|nmaker] we'll have cheese cake where we stay :D
[Raptor] they give cheese cakes? :/
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] at least a place to stay :S
[Ra|nmaker] or we can camp in the woods! :D
[Ra|nmaker] gather sticks from the trees, and make a tent out of our clothes :S
[Raptor] i'll play tarzan
[Raptor] o/
[Ra|nmaker] err.. tarzan? :S
[Raptor] and the rest of you can play monkeys
[Raptor] :D
[Ra|nmaker] what if u fall and cant make it up
[Ra|nmaker] :/
[Ra|nmaker] sqeky will be the dumbass :P
[Raptor] lol
[Raptor] loll
[Ra|nmaker] i will be dancing witchdoctor
[Ra|nmaker] the dumbass pic on his blog :P
[Raptor] err no i wanna be a dancing witchdoctor
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] no.. u be naked tarzan!
[Raptor] there can be two dancing witchdoctors!
[Raptor] hah hah
[Ra|nmaker] i will be the cool masked (naked) witchdoctor
[Raptor] lol
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] but my mask is long to cover my privates :D
[Ra|nmaker] o/
[Raptor] lol
[Ra|nmaker] \o
[Ra|nmaker] go play with the monkeys :D
[Ra|nmaker] ill play with matches
[Raptor] my monkeys will kick your butt :/
[Ra|nmaker] oh shit..
[Ra|nmaker] i need the same mask for the back of my head too
[Raptor] lolllll
[Ra|nmaker] then aye shall be eeenvincibaaaal!
[Ra|nmaker]
[Raptor] okay f u i'm hungry
[Raptor] :(
[Ra|nmaker] :/
[Ra|nmaker] eat my foot :S
[Ra|nmaker] my leg is asleep :/
[Ra|nmaker] wake up bastard!
[Raptor] my fat tummy's going grumble grumbe
[Raptor] who's tears_in_the_eyes
[Ra|nmaker] eeek. it hurts :(
[Raptor] hee hee
[Ra|nmaker] dunno..
[Ra|nmaker] some op
[Raptor] your leg fell asleep mazaay letay letay
[Ra|nmaker] shoda
[Raptor] :D
[Raptor] haha
[Ra|nmaker] foooo yuck!
* Ra|nmaker casts a spell and turns tarzan into one of the seven dragon mistresses
[Raptor] argh okay what was that radio thingie again :S
[Ra|nmaker] tee hee o/*~~~~ :D
[Raptor] errr
[Raptor] errrr
[Raptor] wtf
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] http://www.virginradio.co.uk
* Ra|nmaker burps
[Raptor] yaas
[Ra|nmaker] i dont want to sleep.. wake up leg first!
[Ra|nmaker] umm... should i post this text in my blog? :S
[Raptor] okie i'm off and i'll block you on msn so that you get bored and go to sleep. Bwaaha hahha *evil* *evil*
hahha *evil* *evil*
[Ra|nmaker] i dont want to write anything yet.. im kinda not in the mood :S
[Raptor] lol
[Ra|nmaker] skew you
[Ra|nmaker] tell me when ur mom's behind u >:D
[Raptor] yeah go on posting irc and msn conversations there
[Raptor] :D
[Ra|nmaker] msn conversation is lost :/
[Ra|nmaker] it doesnt save the emoticons as grafix :/ no use
[Raptor] lol
[Raptor] hmmph
[Ra|nmaker] how will anyone know which emoticon/wink i set u :P
[Ra|nmaker] aaaaaaaaaaaa meri phat gaye.. fucking leg
[Raptor] yeah nobody wants to know >:/
[Ra|nmaker] haha.. sahaili
[Raptor] STFY n00b
[Ra|nmaker] *U
[Ra|nmaker] hey.. we'll name the yellow noob: stfy :)
[Ra|nmaker] pronounced: stiffy
[Raptor] shut the fuck YUP? :S
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] lol
[Ra|nmaker] yup :S
[Ra|nmaker] oh oh oh.. if sqeky reads this from the blog
[Ra|nmaker] he'll be angry cuz we laughed earlier on.
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] :/
[Raptor] lol
[Raptor] thats what wwe want no?
[Raptor] :/
[Ra|nmaker] :\
[Ra|nmaker] tee hee..
[Ra|nmaker] :S
[Ra|nmaker] ah well.. im posting it already.. bleh!
[Raptor] i neeeeeeeeedddddd fooohooooooood
[Ra|nmaker] eat the fridge
[Ra|nmaker] :/
[Ra|nmaker] eat ur arm? :S
[Raptor] aaaaaah there MUST be something in there. i should go look again
[Raptor] :/
* Raptor goes
[Ra|nmaker] eat ice cubes :D
* Ra|nmaker posts

After months of being persuaded by friends and family, I've finally decided to start blogging like the rest of you. I have a bad memory. This blog would help me remember. :P